Brains

One guy's headline: "If your relying on your looks dont bother."

My thought: "I hope he isn't relying on his brains"

Found

In the last 24 hours, I've ran into three people on the dating internets that I already know.  Two people from my college days, and one guy who is a part of a political organization I am a part of.  Interesting enough, the political guy was looking for an "intimate encounter."  After realizing that we probably knew each other, he took that down haha. 

I really don't want people who know me to find me.  Isn't it embarassing enough to be looking for a guy online??

Still fishing

Since the date with the questionably gay guy (who still messages me once every couple of days) I started talking to another guy who had a huge thing for BJs.  I was asked several times if I liked giving them, and he went as far as to tell me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because he was only getting about one a month.  I hadn't met him, and after deciding we probably didn't have much in common, I stopped talking to him.

Since then, I have also talked to:
2 car guys
a firefighter (I hope he looks good in uniform)
a guy who wants a woman who is willing to have sex at least 5 times a week
someone who spelled "whole" "holl" (he was foreign, so I give him a little bit of credit)
the meteorologist from last year (clearly I was his type)
a guy from Jacksonville who didn't understand why I didn't want to meet up for coffee

Not all of the above were bad, and I am still chatting with 2 of those guys (for now).  The one thing I am learning is that online dating is very rejection oriented.  You can message a bunch of guys, and never hear from them, and I can just not respond to people as well.  There isn't the trying to come up with an out or making niceties.  It's a completely different world.  One that I am failing at so far. 

Eggs

"Handsup give up your name and chat i'd, each day you don't 2 hostages (Eggs with faces drawn on them) dies. Needless to say this is an armed robbery..... P.S please do reply i don't wanna have just eggs for breakfast for a long time"

And we can make babies

Profile of the day:

"I was born to ride, Born to survive!


I do what ever it takes to get by,


I love to live , I'm not afraid to die,


cause I was born, born, born to ride


So come and dance right with me, woo!


Can you ride? Yeah can you ride ride baby, over night?


Take a chance right with me, don't be shy,


And we can make make babies, the rest of our lives!!"

Beautiful Women

First Date

All the Women deserve the Best cuz all of them are BeatifuL..Give me chance to make you dream :)..its always depends to you ;)