Ack!

In the last two hours, I have received messages from a couple looking for a threesome, and a tall coked out looking black guy looking for someone who is spontaneos (spelling error intended) and looking for an intimate encounter.

What kind of people do I attract!?

Biscuits

"Whats up baby girl. You look so good i want to put you on a plate and sop you up with a
biscuit! I was thinking about me and you going out for dinner but im kinda broke so can
you spot me and ill pay you back? Oh and I aint got no car so could you come get me as
well???"

If you are online dating...

What's the point of playing the games?  And can someone tell me the rules? 

Here are some that I have heard so far:
- You should meet within 48 hours of communicating
- There are rules about calling/texting time frames after a date... like 48 hours or something  (one guy told me it was 3 days if you have sex with the person... really?)

And Lost

Remember the guy that was looking for an intimate encounter that runs in the same circles as I do?  Well, it turns out that he has a girlfriend.  Who knows he is on a dating website.  Because there are things that she won't do, and she is okay with him getting elsewhere, as long as he doesn't have sex with anyone.  I told him good luck with that.  And then he told me if I wanted to meet he would entertain the idea. 

Yeah, buddy... I am looking just to give a guy a BJ.  Clearly that's what every girl wants to give.

Get a clue. 

Naked

There was this guy, swear to god, online who had a photo of himself in a tie... and nothing else.  AAAAHHHHH, blindness.

For the inquiring ladies, he was actually pretty large and was not hard.  I wonder if that works for him...

Brains

One guy's headline: "If your relying on your looks dont bother."

My thought: "I hope he isn't relying on his brains"

Found

In the last 24 hours, I've ran into three people on the dating internets that I already know.  Two people from my college days, and one guy who is a part of a political organization I am a part of.  Interesting enough, the political guy was looking for an "intimate encounter."  After realizing that we probably knew each other, he took that down haha. 

I really don't want people who know me to find me.  Isn't it embarassing enough to be looking for a guy online??